I am a well-known Film Critic and I have nothing to say about Space Cadets the Movie at the present time since it has yet to be released, however, I will tell you this.

Movies in general of the last few years, especially those coming from the United States have all been based on either ridiculous Comic Book Characters or over-sexed female impersonators.  I'm appalled and I am therefore very interested in a movie by Space Cadets about Space Cadets, a real class of astronaut of the Future.  How can I say that they are real?  Because my career was launched upon the release of this movie.  I had actually never critiqued a movie before in the media.  I have been chosen for this part because I have critiqued many movies for my friends.  You can call that a bit overly egotistical.  And, so you would be right.  I know nothing about Film Criticism, but here I am in the role of Film Critic just in time for the early pioneers who will be looking at my words and deciding whether or not to participate in this project based upon these words.

Finally, all I can say is that I hope and pray that you will get involved and begin working on this movie, because without you and your great talents, I will not become a reality.  My future existence is literally in your hands.  I beseech those of you who have a heart and soul to commence working on this story board with the author whose name is not important at this junction.  He's a good writer, just a little daft to be starting a project from my perspective, but sometimes the craziest notions turn out later with hindsight to be real genius. 

We're hoping, anyway.